How's the weather?
Sometimes I wish I were a shark, and could eat my boss. Sometimes I like to dress up and play nurse with the neighbors. I've also noticed a sharp increase in the number of leprechauns dancing in the sink. No, really! The dog has been eating a lot of poo lately. But like I always say, "if you can't stand the heat, bomb the utilites department!" Ha ha ha! Yesterday I won the statewide tiddlywinks championship!
Wow, was that a meteor that just hit the shed?
Reload for a new letter!
Neale Pickett <neale@woozle.org>